Rumours & Leaks

Plot
Suzy discovers that,in order to keep his job as a language teacher, Dan has invented a new tongue, Estransian, based on the non-existent country of Estransia, whose history he has taught to his class. During an after hours staff meeting pupil Gail Bennett locks all the teachers in the staff-room as a protest against human rights abuse in Estransia. A TV camera crew arrives to cover the event. Unfortunately Slatt is desperate for a pee and chooses to relieve himself out of the window as the cameras start to roll.