The Object of Desire

Plot Summary
Pupil Helen Williams has an inexplicable crush on Slatt and comes to school with her new twins, both called Eric, claiming Slatt is the father. New young R.I. teacher Jason Cockfoster is shocked by this impropriety, the more so when Slatt loses his trousers and demands the young teacher give him his. Jason finds Helen's scrapbook in praise of her idol Pumpman but when the police and the real father arrive at the school it is clear from the trouserless Slatt's attributes that he is not the stud Helen claims him to be.